1 00:00:03,024 --> 00:00:04,423 ♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪ 2 00:00:04,559 --> 00:00:06,186 - Hyah! -♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪ 3 00:00:06,327 --> 00:00:08,694 ♪ Keep movin', movin', movin' ♪ 4 00:00:08,830 --> 00:00:10,889 ♪ Though they're disapprovin' ♪ 5 00:00:11,032 --> 00:00:13,057 ♪ Keep them dogies movin' ♪ 6 00:00:13,201 --> 00:00:15,499 ♪ Rawhide ♪ 7 00:00:15,637 --> 00:00:17,901 ♪ Don't try to understand them ♪ 8 00:00:18,039 --> 00:00:20,440 ♪ Just rope and throw and brand 'em ♪ 9 00:00:20,575 --> 00:00:25,103 ♪ Soon we'll be livin' high and wide ♪ 10 00:00:25,246 --> 00:00:27,340 ♪ My heart's calculatin' ♪ 11 00:00:27,482 --> 00:00:29,746 ♪ My true love will be waitin' ♪ 12 00:00:29,884 --> 00:00:34,014 ♪ Be waiting at the end of my ride ♪ 13 00:00:34,155 --> 00:00:36,817 ♪ Move 'em on, head 'em up, head 'em up, move 'em on ♪ 14 00:00:36,958 --> 00:00:38,653 ♪ Move 'em on, head 'em up, Rawhide ♪ 15 00:00:38,793 --> 00:00:40,420 -(whip cracks) -♪ Cut 'em out, ride 'em in ♪ 16 00:00:40,562 --> 00:00:43,532 ♪ Ride 'em in, let 'em out, cut 'em out, ride 'em in ♪ 17 00:00:43,665 --> 00:00:46,430 -♪ Rawhide...! ♪ -♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪ 18 00:00:46,568 --> 00:00:48,900 ♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪ 19 00:00:49,037 --> 00:00:50,402 - Hyah! -♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin'. ♪ 20 00:00:50,538 --> 00:00:52,666 (whip cracks twice) 21 00:01:22,570 --> 00:01:24,060 Any bites yet? 22 00:01:24,238 --> 00:01:25,637 Bites? 23 00:01:25,807 --> 00:01:28,435 I'm not fishing, you idiot, I'm trapping bear. 24 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:30,510 Now, shut up. 25 00:02:09,651 --> 00:02:13,144 - I think I hear something. - Oh, let go. 26 00:02:13,488 --> 00:02:15,183 [RUSTLING] 27 00:02:15,356 --> 00:02:16,380 [CLATTERING] 28 00:02:16,557 --> 00:02:19,424 I got him! I got him! 29 00:02:20,094 --> 00:02:23,553 Come on, let go. How can I tie it that way? 30 00:02:26,034 --> 00:02:28,560 MAN: Help! 31 00:02:28,736 --> 00:02:30,101 Help! 32 00:02:30,738 --> 00:02:32,866 Help! 33 00:02:34,042 --> 00:02:35,874 MUSHY: Look. 34 00:02:42,016 --> 00:02:44,917 Well, are you gonna skin him here or cut him down? 35 00:02:45,086 --> 00:02:46,918 Help? 36 00:02:50,458 --> 00:02:52,051 That was Gilroy. 37 00:02:52,226 --> 00:02:54,024 Elwood P. Gilroy. 38 00:02:54,195 --> 00:02:57,927 Better known professionally as The Great Escapo. 39 00:02:58,099 --> 00:02:59,897 Master of the mystic arts 40 00:03:00,068 --> 00:03:01,934 who challenges anyone to render him helpless 41 00:03:02,103 --> 00:03:04,595 by any manner of shackle or bond, 42 00:03:04,772 --> 00:03:08,367 with the exception of course of your very remarkable bear trap. 43 00:03:09,711 --> 00:03:12,271 Oh, and you've already met my, uh, trusted assistant, 44 00:03:12,447 --> 00:03:13,846 Miss Crystal Simpson, 45 00:03:14,015 --> 00:03:17,474 who shares with me the hazards of journeying across this marvelous-- 46 00:03:17,652 --> 00:03:20,212 What he's trying to say is that one of our horses broke a leg 47 00:03:20,388 --> 00:03:22,755 and we had to leave our wagon down at the foot of the hill. 48 00:03:22,924 --> 00:03:25,621 Could you sell us a horse? 49 00:03:26,294 --> 00:03:28,319 At a fair price, of course. 50 00:03:29,030 --> 00:03:32,125 Oh, well, that would be up to the trail boss, ma'am. 51 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:34,029 Uh, he'll be back shortly though 52 00:03:34,202 --> 00:03:37,638 and there's no call to leave your wagon out there in the dark now. 53 00:03:37,805 --> 00:03:38,829 Hey Soos. 54 00:03:39,006 --> 00:03:40,531 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 55 00:03:42,243 --> 00:03:43,267 [CLICKS TONGUE] 56 00:03:43,444 --> 00:03:45,242 Don't you jaspers know better than to sit around 57 00:03:45,413 --> 00:03:47,177 like a bunch of buzzards when folks is eating? 58 00:03:47,348 --> 00:03:48,782 Now, get out of here. All of you. 59 00:03:48,950 --> 00:03:52,352 Joe, we owe Wishbone an apology. 60 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,854 Yep, we ought to let him set his trap out more often. 61 00:03:56,023 --> 00:03:57,821 - Amen. - Heh. 62 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:01,593 Uh, sir, um... 63 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:03,424 I wonder if you might, uh, spare me 64 00:04:03,598 --> 00:04:07,193 another small portion of, uh, this delectable concoction. 65 00:04:07,368 --> 00:04:08,699 Just meat and potatoes. 66 00:04:08,870 --> 00:04:10,133 Oh, on the contrary, sir. 67 00:04:10,304 --> 00:04:12,636 It's the epitome of gustatory perfection. 68 00:04:13,808 --> 00:04:18,746 - Slumgullion. It's my specialty. - Indeed it is, sir. Indeed it is. 69 00:04:18,913 --> 00:04:22,474 Tell me, how do you, um, manage to trap the wild game, uh, 70 00:04:22,650 --> 00:04:24,482 for this slumgullion? 71 00:04:24,652 --> 00:04:27,849 Wild game? You mean the beef? 72 00:04:28,022 --> 00:04:30,616 Oh, yes, this is a cow, isn't it? 73 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:33,284 Like those ones I saw down the hill? 74 00:04:33,461 --> 00:04:35,759 Rather a large group of ferocious looking animals, 75 00:04:35,930 --> 00:04:38,262 - wouldn't you agree, my dear? - Mm-hm. 76 00:04:38,432 --> 00:04:41,060 For your information, those ferocious-looking animals 77 00:04:41,235 --> 00:04:43,260 were just a herd of prime Texas beef 78 00:04:43,437 --> 00:04:46,805 that we're driving to Denver for good hard money. 79 00:04:47,642 --> 00:04:48,905 Uh, money? 80 00:04:49,877 --> 00:04:52,346 Forty dollars on the hoof at the railhead. 81 00:04:53,114 --> 00:04:55,708 Forty dollars per cow? 82 00:04:55,883 --> 00:04:58,545 Well, you don't think we're gonna give them away, do you? 83 00:04:59,086 --> 00:05:00,451 Uh, no, of course not. 84 00:05:00,621 --> 00:05:03,716 There were a substantial number of them as I recall. 85 00:05:03,891 --> 00:05:07,350 Heh, just about 3,000 head of them to be exact. 86 00:05:08,029 --> 00:05:10,430 Three thousand? 87 00:05:11,666 --> 00:05:15,796 Elwood, you mustn't let your gustatory perfection get cold. 88 00:05:15,970 --> 00:05:17,938 - Hmm, oh, of course not, my dear. - Mm-hm. 89 00:05:18,105 --> 00:05:20,005 I was only curious. 90 00:05:21,509 --> 00:05:24,171 Although it must be somewhat of an adventure, uh, 91 00:05:24,345 --> 00:05:26,871 leading those cows to their noble destiny. 92 00:05:27,915 --> 00:05:30,976 You can't lead cows anywhere. You got to push them. 93 00:05:31,152 --> 00:05:34,178 Beeves aren't interested in anything but standing still. 94 00:05:35,089 --> 00:05:37,023 Very unfortunate. 95 00:05:38,226 --> 00:05:42,060 It must be rather difficult to engage in this, uh, business of yours, uh, 96 00:05:42,230 --> 00:05:44,096 purely as an investment, of course. 97 00:05:44,765 --> 00:05:46,164 Oh, no, it's real easy. 98 00:05:46,334 --> 00:05:48,359 All you got to do is have plenty of cows, 99 00:05:48,536 --> 00:05:51,733 ownership papers and a good appetite for dust. 100 00:05:51,906 --> 00:05:53,635 Ownership papers? 101 00:05:53,808 --> 00:05:55,173 Well, it comes with the herd. 102 00:05:55,343 --> 00:05:58,745 It isn't considered healthy trying to sell a herd you don't belong to. 103 00:05:58,913 --> 00:06:02,781 Uh, yes, I can, uh, see the importance of having such papers. 104 00:06:02,950 --> 00:06:07,615 Uh, I trust that you have your papers secured in a safe place? 105 00:06:07,788 --> 00:06:09,051 Safe enough. 106 00:06:09,223 --> 00:06:12,386 Strongbox in the supply wagon. 107 00:06:15,263 --> 00:06:19,325 Well, uh, that's a wise precaution. Uh, very wise indeed. 108 00:06:20,067 --> 00:06:23,526 WISHBONE: Mushy! Aren't you gonna help with these dishes? 109 00:06:23,704 --> 00:06:25,331 MUSHY: Yes, sir. 110 00:06:39,820 --> 00:06:43,279 You know, my dear, after all this hospitality, it seems... 111 00:06:43,457 --> 00:06:46,188 It seems we should show some measure of our gratitude. 112 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:47,623 Like how? 113 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:50,193 Well, how else, heh? 114 00:06:50,364 --> 00:06:54,699 A simple little, uh, entertainment just to show our appreciation. 115 00:06:54,869 --> 00:06:58,066 Heh, it wouldn't have anything to do with those papers in that strongbox, 116 00:06:58,239 --> 00:06:59,468 would it? 117 00:07:00,074 --> 00:07:03,203 Oh, my dear, how can you think such a thing of me? 118 00:07:03,377 --> 00:07:07,939 Of course, I would appreciate your usual artistic performance. 119 00:07:08,115 --> 00:07:09,310 [CHUCKLES] 120 00:07:15,356 --> 00:07:16,551 [CROWD APPLAUDING AND CHEERING] 121 00:07:16,724 --> 00:07:18,715 And now, gentlemen, 122 00:07:18,893 --> 00:07:23,854 observe the endless treasures located within your colleague's hat. 123 00:07:25,366 --> 00:07:28,495 Behold a bouquet of flowers. 124 00:07:29,337 --> 00:07:30,361 Ha, ha. 125 00:07:32,106 --> 00:07:33,835 Keep that. 126 00:07:36,077 --> 00:07:40,344 Take back your magic hat, sir. We are duly impressed. 127 00:07:43,884 --> 00:07:46,148 Thank you, thank you. 128 00:07:46,554 --> 00:07:49,888 And now, the moment we have all been waiting for. 129 00:07:50,057 --> 00:07:53,083 Our little extra added attraction. 130 00:07:53,260 --> 00:07:58,096 It makes young men forget and old men remember. 131 00:07:58,265 --> 00:08:01,997 Charmeena, forbidden beauty of the Orient 132 00:08:02,169 --> 00:08:06,663 and her fabled dance of the opium den. 133 00:08:06,841 --> 00:08:08,832 [ALL CHEERING AND HOOTING] 134 00:08:12,113 --> 00:08:14,810 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 135 00:08:22,623 --> 00:08:24,614 [CROWD CONTINUES CHEERING] 136 00:08:50,451 --> 00:08:52,442 [LOUDER CHEERING] 137 00:08:59,927 --> 00:09:01,918 [CHEERING CONTINUES] 138 00:09:18,145 --> 00:09:19,306 [MUSIC STOPS] 139 00:09:22,450 --> 00:09:25,545 We, heh, didn't exactly expect you back so soon, Rowdy. 140 00:09:25,719 --> 00:09:29,087 Oh, really? That's kind of obvious. 141 00:09:29,256 --> 00:09:30,746 Yeah, well... 142 00:09:30,925 --> 00:09:33,519 Where's Mr. Favor? 143 00:09:33,694 --> 00:09:36,254 Uh, he's helping the army take some beeves up at the fort. 144 00:09:36,430 --> 00:09:38,626 He figured one of us ought to keep an eye on the herd 145 00:09:38,799 --> 00:09:41,200 in case nobody else had time. 146 00:09:41,368 --> 00:09:43,097 CRYSTAL: Relax, cowboy. 147 00:09:43,270 --> 00:09:45,261 You made it back just in time for the big finish. 148 00:09:45,439 --> 00:09:47,100 Sit down. Join the party. 149 00:09:50,010 --> 00:09:51,205 The party's over. 150 00:09:51,378 --> 00:09:53,369 Heh, suit yourself. 151 00:09:53,547 --> 00:09:56,278 We was just showing the boys some gratitude, heh. 152 00:09:56,450 --> 00:09:58,316 That's gratitude? 153 00:09:58,986 --> 00:10:00,351 - Why, you-- - Excuse me, gentlemen. 154 00:10:00,521 --> 00:10:02,114 Something must have happened to the music. 155 00:10:04,458 --> 00:10:08,895 Oh, why, you must be Mr. Favor. My name is Gilroy, Elwood P. Gilroy. 156 00:10:09,063 --> 00:10:11,191 Better known as The Great Escapo and this is my assi-- 157 00:10:11,365 --> 00:10:14,494 Save it, Elwood. Cowboy here don't like our company. 158 00:10:15,102 --> 00:10:17,298 The name's Rowdy Yates. The ramrod. 159 00:10:17,972 --> 00:10:19,963 - Ramrod? - The boss at the moment. 160 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,267 Oh, yes, of course. 161 00:10:21,442 --> 00:10:23,342 Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Ramrod. 162 00:10:23,511 --> 00:10:25,240 - Yates. - Uh, Yates. 163 00:10:25,412 --> 00:10:28,643 Uh, you see, uh, Miss Simpson and I were passing by your encampment 164 00:10:28,816 --> 00:10:30,841 when misfortune befell one of our horses. 165 00:10:31,018 --> 00:10:34,010 We were hoping that maybe we could purchase a replacement from you. 166 00:10:34,188 --> 00:10:35,314 Yeah, I might. 167 00:10:36,090 --> 00:10:39,082 Splendid, splendid. Shall we say, uh, $10? 168 00:10:39,693 --> 00:10:42,094 Let's say 15 and you hitch it up right now. 169 00:10:42,730 --> 00:10:45,097 Now? It's the middle of the night. 170 00:10:45,266 --> 00:10:47,894 It's also the middle of a cattle drive, lady. 171 00:10:48,068 --> 00:10:50,935 Now, there's a town only two miles south of here. 172 00:10:51,105 --> 00:10:53,472 The hotel there is cheap, real cheap. 173 00:10:53,641 --> 00:10:55,803 - Unh. - Well, as a matter of fact, uh, 174 00:10:55,976 --> 00:11:00,174 we do have an early engagement which precludes a more lengthy visit. 175 00:11:00,347 --> 00:11:02,543 Uh, that was $15, you said? 176 00:11:02,716 --> 00:11:04,946 If you think I'm gonna go tip-toeing through the tulies 177 00:11:05,119 --> 00:11:07,281 on the say so of this no-good so and so, 178 00:11:07,454 --> 00:11:09,115 you are very much mistaken. 179 00:11:09,290 --> 00:11:13,124 The price goes up a dollar a minute and I got all night to stand here. 180 00:11:13,294 --> 00:11:15,319 Uh, Crystal, my dear, as Mr. Yates said, 181 00:11:15,496 --> 00:11:18,431 it would be better if we left. 182 00:11:18,899 --> 00:11:21,994 Five and 10. 183 00:11:24,138 --> 00:11:25,606 And 15. 184 00:11:25,773 --> 00:11:28,470 Hey Soos, hitch up the bay. 185 00:11:29,276 --> 00:11:31,506 Are the rest of you boys waiting for the herd to come in 186 00:11:31,679 --> 00:11:33,613 and take care of you? 187 00:11:40,588 --> 00:11:43,285 I suppose you won't get off the road again. 188 00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:46,751 It's been a real pleasure. 189 00:11:46,927 --> 00:11:47,951 Pleasure. 190 00:11:48,128 --> 00:11:50,563 Why that lop-eared, overgrown, bushy-tailed cowboy. 191 00:11:50,731 --> 00:11:52,961 - What does he think he is? - Crystal, Crystal, my jewel. 192 00:11:53,133 --> 00:11:56,592 That's no way to talk about a member of the cattle industry. 193 00:11:56,770 --> 00:12:02,209 Especially now that, uh, we are a part of it. 194 00:12:03,010 --> 00:12:04,876 What? 195 00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:08,011 Very interesting. 196 00:12:08,182 --> 00:12:11,152 Very, very interesting, Mr. Favor. 197 00:12:11,318 --> 00:12:16,188 Three thousand prime head of Texas steers for $60,000. 198 00:12:16,357 --> 00:12:18,257 That's quite a bargain. 199 00:12:18,425 --> 00:12:20,723 All your papers seem to be in order. 200 00:12:20,894 --> 00:12:24,956 Power of attorney to sell. Texas registration. 201 00:12:25,132 --> 00:12:27,328 Brand identification. 202 00:12:27,501 --> 00:12:28,900 Tell me something. 203 00:12:29,069 --> 00:12:32,835 Why are the owners of the herd so anxious to sell them at a loss? 204 00:12:33,674 --> 00:12:38,009 I'm, uh, afraid you have me at a disadvantage there, sir, um... 205 00:12:38,679 --> 00:12:41,376 It's not the owner's idea, it's mine. 206 00:12:41,548 --> 00:12:43,516 Oh, I see. 207 00:12:43,684 --> 00:12:46,153 Then you plan to turn the money over to the rightful owners 208 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:48,118 with a suitable explanation. 209 00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:51,016 Of course. 210 00:12:51,659 --> 00:12:55,493 Mr. Favor, ahem, I'm only a vice-president. 211 00:12:55,663 --> 00:12:56,687 Such a large investment 212 00:12:56,864 --> 00:12:59,629 would require the approval of the entire bank management. 213 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:02,531 There might be, uh, well, delays. 214 00:13:03,137 --> 00:13:05,606 That could prove, uh, very inconvenient. 215 00:13:05,773 --> 00:13:11,473 Um, there must be an area of compromise, a private purchaser. 216 00:13:11,645 --> 00:13:14,876 - A what? - A private purchaser. 217 00:13:15,516 --> 00:13:20,181 Well, it might be difficult to locate a private purchaser with, uh, $60,000. 218 00:13:22,022 --> 00:13:26,255 Well, then, shall we say, um, $50,000? 219 00:13:26,427 --> 00:13:27,485 [CHUCKLES] 220 00:13:27,661 --> 00:13:29,652 Well, a private purchaser might find it necessary 221 00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:32,629 to borrow the funds from the bank's reserves. 222 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:35,997 Naturally, that would entail a certain element of, uh, risk. 223 00:13:37,071 --> 00:13:38,732 Naturally, um... 224 00:13:39,540 --> 00:13:43,067 I think we can close this transaction for $30,000. 225 00:13:43,243 --> 00:13:45,041 Twenty thousand dollars, Favor. 226 00:13:45,212 --> 00:13:47,579 Provided you get out of town and keep going. 227 00:13:47,748 --> 00:13:49,409 Why, that's robbery. 228 00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:52,342 Yeah, that's right. 229 00:14:49,343 --> 00:14:51,675 Well, genius? 230 00:14:52,613 --> 00:14:55,446 I'm afraid this is gonna take a little longer than we planned, my dear. 231 00:14:55,616 --> 00:14:59,450 - How much longer? - Four or five hours. 232 00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:02,783 The bank had to call a meeting to approve the transaction. 233 00:15:03,590 --> 00:15:07,254 Tsk, nothing I like better than hiding in an alley all day. 234 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:12,058 Forgive me, I've been very inconsiderate. 235 00:15:12,232 --> 00:15:14,030 Now, why don't you go to the hotel, 236 00:15:14,201 --> 00:15:16,533 check yourself into a nice comfortable room, 237 00:15:16,703 --> 00:15:19,229 and perhaps do a little shopping? 238 00:15:19,406 --> 00:15:21,773 Nothing like a nice new frock to improve the spirits. 239 00:15:21,942 --> 00:15:24,274 The only thing that's gonna improve my spirits is that trip 240 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,277 to San Francisco you keep promising me. 241 00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,973 All in good time, all in good time. 242 00:15:29,149 --> 00:15:33,643 But for the moment, we must continue the masquerade as strangers. 243 00:15:33,821 --> 00:15:34,947 Yeah? 244 00:15:35,122 --> 00:15:37,318 And what are you gonna be doing in the meantime? 245 00:15:38,058 --> 00:15:40,356 Oh, I thought I might make an appearance at the local saloon. 246 00:15:40,527 --> 00:15:44,555 After all, um, a trail boss must conduct himself as a trail boss, you know? 247 00:15:44,731 --> 00:15:46,460 [CHUCKLES] 248 00:15:46,633 --> 00:15:48,533 Just make sure you conduct yourself to the hotel 249 00:15:48,702 --> 00:15:51,569 when you get the money, stranger. 250 00:15:51,738 --> 00:15:54,002 Of course, my dear. 251 00:16:45,459 --> 00:16:46,949 Rowdy, there's a star riding in. 252 00:16:47,127 --> 00:16:49,289 There's a whole bunch of law with him. 253 00:16:59,106 --> 00:17:02,098 TIPPET: All right, sheriff. Do your duty. All these men are trespassing! 254 00:17:02,276 --> 00:17:05,507 I'll handle this, Tippet! Now, just relax. 255 00:17:05,679 --> 00:17:08,376 You decide to do a little homesteading, mister? 256 00:17:10,050 --> 00:17:11,609 What's on your mind, sheriff? 257 00:17:11,785 --> 00:17:15,346 Well, that herd back over the hill there belongs to Mr. Tippet 258 00:17:15,522 --> 00:17:19,686 and he says he don't recall hiring any of you to take care of it for him. 259 00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:21,328 Belongs to who? 260 00:17:21,495 --> 00:17:24,487 It's all legal and I've got the papers to prove it. 261 00:17:25,098 --> 00:17:26,293 Mister, you may have a paper, 262 00:17:26,466 --> 00:17:29,197 but it doesn't have anything to do with this herd. 263 00:17:29,369 --> 00:17:30,894 We brought this herd up from San Antonio 264 00:17:31,071 --> 00:17:33,699 and you can check on that. The boss's name is Favor. 265 00:17:33,874 --> 00:17:36,206 - Is that right? ROWDY: That's right. 266 00:17:36,376 --> 00:17:38,708 - Where is he? - I saw him off yesterday. 267 00:17:38,879 --> 00:17:41,439 He's taking a couple hundred head over to Fort Collins. 268 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,779 Well, now, that's real interesting. 269 00:17:44,952 --> 00:17:48,513 Because somebody named Favor came into town just this morning. 270 00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:51,488 Sold 3,000 head for $20,000. 271 00:17:51,658 --> 00:17:53,922 You claiming that ain't the same Favor? 272 00:17:54,494 --> 00:17:55,518 I'm not claiming anything. 273 00:17:55,696 --> 00:17:57,926 I'm just telling you that Mr. Favor didn't sell this herd 274 00:17:58,098 --> 00:17:59,793 not to this man or anybody else. 275 00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:02,997 Well, that ought to be easy to prove. 276 00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:04,831 Let's have a look at your papers. 277 00:18:06,573 --> 00:18:07,870 All right. 278 00:18:08,041 --> 00:18:12,501 - Wish, don't keep the sheriff waiting. - Heh, be my pleasure. 279 00:18:22,255 --> 00:18:24,952 - Rowdy, it's gone. - What? 280 00:18:29,296 --> 00:18:31,355 Not even a layer of dust. 281 00:18:31,531 --> 00:18:34,523 Wait a minute, papers just don't get out of a box and walk off. 282 00:18:34,701 --> 00:18:37,068 Well, sheriff, are you convinced now? 283 00:18:38,405 --> 00:18:41,841 Maybe somebody just up stole them when you weren't looking. 284 00:18:43,243 --> 00:18:44,972 - Rowdy? - What? 285 00:18:45,145 --> 00:18:47,705 - Think I know what happened. - What? 286 00:18:47,881 --> 00:18:50,976 Well, we were just kind of sitting around talking 287 00:18:51,151 --> 00:18:53,176 and he was asking the craziest questions. 288 00:18:53,353 --> 00:18:56,482 And then, well, how did I know he was greasing me up for--? 289 00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:57,749 He who? 290 00:18:57,924 --> 00:19:00,291 Uh, The Great Escapo. 291 00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:02,087 I probably told him where we keep them 292 00:19:02,262 --> 00:19:03,752 and then he went and got them 293 00:19:03,930 --> 00:19:05,989 while we was watching that cooch dancer. 294 00:19:06,566 --> 00:19:08,557 You told him? 295 00:19:11,972 --> 00:19:14,669 Oh, boy. 296 00:19:14,841 --> 00:19:18,402 Well, Mr. Favor's gonna be really thrilled when he hears this. 297 00:19:20,614 --> 00:19:22,878 I've seen enough. The whole herd is impounded 298 00:19:23,050 --> 00:19:25,815 and everything with it, including all the horses. 299 00:19:25,986 --> 00:19:28,080 The circuit judge will be here day after tomorrow 300 00:19:28,255 --> 00:19:30,587 - and he'll settle all arguments. - Now, wait just a minute. 301 00:19:30,757 --> 00:19:32,486 If you think you're gonna take over this herd 302 00:19:32,659 --> 00:19:33,922 just because you say you we're-- 303 00:19:34,094 --> 00:19:36,290 Disturbing the peace? 304 00:19:38,165 --> 00:19:40,156 [LOCK RATTLING] 305 00:19:41,535 --> 00:19:42,559 Good a charge as any 306 00:19:42,736 --> 00:19:45,603 when you start throwing your weight around with the sheriff's posse. 307 00:19:45,772 --> 00:19:49,436 Bail is set at a hundred dollars each. 308 00:19:49,609 --> 00:19:51,441 A hundred dollars? 309 00:19:51,611 --> 00:19:53,807 I ain't got a hundred cents. 310 00:19:53,980 --> 00:19:57,712 Why, we ain't had a $100 between us since we left Abilene. 311 00:19:57,884 --> 00:20:01,752 - What are we gonna do? - Hide, you idiot. Hide! 312 00:20:02,656 --> 00:20:05,125 You don't think that I'm gonna be the one to tell Mr. Favor 313 00:20:05,292 --> 00:20:07,818 that we lost the herd. 314 00:20:11,465 --> 00:20:12,626 [SIGHS] 315 00:20:29,182 --> 00:20:31,480 I just got a wire from San Antonio. 316 00:20:31,651 --> 00:20:33,585 - You were right about one thing. - Heh. 317 00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:35,984 The herd did have a trail boss named Favor. 318 00:20:36,156 --> 00:20:38,420 - That's what we told you. - Yeah, let us out of here, huh? 319 00:20:38,592 --> 00:20:40,526 You got it all cleared up now, sheriff? 320 00:20:40,694 --> 00:20:42,594 Not quite, but it will be. 321 00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,993 It's up to the judge to decide who's lying. 322 00:20:45,165 --> 00:20:48,692 Personally, I got my own opinion which I'll tell him at the trial. 323 00:20:48,869 --> 00:20:51,634 - Meantime, you're out on bail. - Hallelujah. 324 00:20:51,805 --> 00:20:53,967 Not you, him. 325 00:20:54,141 --> 00:20:58,703 The rest of you just settle back and enjoy our hospitality 326 00:21:04,017 --> 00:21:07,112 If I were you, I'd spend my time hunting down a good lawyer. 327 00:21:07,287 --> 00:21:08,686 You're gonna need one. 328 00:21:08,855 --> 00:21:11,847 Trial is set for 3:00 day after tomorrow. 329 00:21:12,025 --> 00:21:14,460 Gun belts are on the rack. 330 00:21:15,495 --> 00:21:17,224 WISHBONE: Rowdy. 331 00:21:17,898 --> 00:21:21,266 I know. I know. Be patient. 332 00:21:24,871 --> 00:21:26,930 Patient. 333 00:21:34,481 --> 00:21:35,607 Well, well. 334 00:21:35,782 --> 00:21:38,012 That's right, cowboy, we've already met. 335 00:21:38,819 --> 00:21:40,514 Wasn't 3,000 head of beeves enough, 336 00:21:40,687 --> 00:21:42,655 or do you wanna pick my pockets too? 337 00:21:44,257 --> 00:21:45,747 All right, where is your friend? 338 00:21:45,926 --> 00:21:47,951 I knew that, I wouldn't be here. 339 00:21:48,128 --> 00:21:50,256 The Great Escapo packed up his magic wand 340 00:21:50,430 --> 00:21:53,161 and left me holding the same empty bag. 341 00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:55,358 Yeah, well, let's go tell the sheriff all about it. 342 00:21:55,535 --> 00:21:57,230 Get your hands off me. 343 00:21:57,404 --> 00:22:00,271 You think I'm gonna walk in there and admit I helped steal those papers? 344 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:01,566 [SCOFFS] 345 00:22:01,741 --> 00:22:02,765 Oh, no. 346 00:22:02,943 --> 00:22:05,844 I'm just an innocent bystander, and you can't prove no different. 347 00:22:06,012 --> 00:22:08,538 Yeah, well, I'm sure gonna enjoy trying. 348 00:22:08,715 --> 00:22:11,810 Cowboy, I'm here to make a deal. 349 00:22:11,985 --> 00:22:14,454 You want your cows back, and I want my money. 350 00:22:14,621 --> 00:22:16,919 The only way we're gonna get both is to find Gilroy. 351 00:22:17,090 --> 00:22:18,524 You need him to testify at the trial 352 00:22:18,692 --> 00:22:21,354 and I need him for a one-way ticket to San Francisco. 353 00:22:22,562 --> 00:22:26,089 What happens when we find him? You stick a blade in my back? 354 00:22:27,267 --> 00:22:28,735 Don't tempt me. 355 00:22:28,902 --> 00:22:32,634 I spent a hundred dollars' hard-earned money on your bail 356 00:22:32,806 --> 00:22:35,298 and 50 more on that horse over there. 357 00:22:35,475 --> 00:22:37,307 Now, I'm gonna get something for my investment 358 00:22:37,477 --> 00:22:39,138 one way or the other. 359 00:22:39,779 --> 00:22:41,110 Uh... 360 00:22:41,281 --> 00:22:43,750 Well, you got any idea where we start looking? 361 00:22:43,917 --> 00:22:47,080 Where do you look for a rat? 362 00:22:47,254 --> 00:22:50,053 Al know is he hightailed it west early this morning 363 00:22:50,223 --> 00:22:53,249 with $20,000 jingling in his pocket. 364 00:22:53,426 --> 00:22:54,916 We're wasting time, cowboy. 365 00:22:55,095 --> 00:22:58,497 He's half-way across the territory by now and I can't catch him alone. 366 00:22:59,432 --> 00:23:01,958 You better be telling me all the facts now, you know? 367 00:23:02,135 --> 00:23:04,934 Well, you got a hundred dollars' worth of free time 368 00:23:05,105 --> 00:23:07,938 to find out for sure before that judge gets back, hmm? 369 00:23:08,108 --> 00:23:09,940 Come on. 370 00:23:23,790 --> 00:23:26,418 Well, if it's him, it looks like he's veered north. 371 00:23:26,593 --> 00:23:27,754 It's him. 372 00:23:27,928 --> 00:23:31,091 You ever see a snake travel in a straight line? 373 00:23:32,132 --> 00:23:33,156 Let's go. 374 00:23:43,343 --> 00:23:45,072 MAN: Hold it! 375 00:23:45,245 --> 00:23:47,509 Take it easy, sweetheart. 376 00:23:47,681 --> 00:23:50,673 There's no need to be getting so upset. 377 00:23:50,850 --> 00:23:52,841 Look, this is only medicine to make you feel better. 378 00:23:53,019 --> 00:23:54,043 [BANGING ON WALLS] 379 00:23:54,220 --> 00:23:57,485 Now, open up your mouth like a good girl. 380 00:23:57,657 --> 00:23:58,749 [MAN GRUNTS] 381 00:24:01,561 --> 00:24:03,359 [PANTS] 382 00:24:08,134 --> 00:24:13,038 All right, now, Lucy, I tried to be patient. 383 00:24:16,776 --> 00:24:18,437 Hey. 384 00:24:19,412 --> 00:24:20,436 [CHUCKLES] 385 00:24:20,613 --> 00:24:22,479 What do you want? 386 00:24:22,649 --> 00:24:23,844 We were looking for someone. 387 00:24:24,017 --> 00:24:25,314 Thought maybe you might've seen him. 388 00:24:26,186 --> 00:24:30,646 Well, the only feller I seen lately sold me three cases of this stuff. 389 00:24:30,824 --> 00:24:33,919 Said it was good for ailing mules. 390 00:24:34,094 --> 00:24:37,325 His name didn't happen to be Dr. Benjamin Barstow, did it? 391 00:24:37,497 --> 00:24:39,932 Oh, it's right here on the label. 392 00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:43,798 "Dr. Benjamin Barstow's Benevolent Snake Oil Tonic, 393 00:24:43,970 --> 00:24:48,532 world's finest preparation for hives, herpes, palpitations, 394 00:24:48,708 --> 00:24:52,076 liver condition, dizziness and livestock.” 395 00:24:52,245 --> 00:24:56,239 Yeah, he came by about noon. He slick-talked me out of $20. 396 00:24:56,750 --> 00:24:58,582 Gilroy never could pass up a quick buck, 397 00:24:58,752 --> 00:25:01,551 even with both his pockets full. 398 00:25:02,622 --> 00:25:04,716 Yeah, well, thanks. 399 00:25:09,496 --> 00:25:13,455 Hey, if you're looking to buy any of this tonic, don't bother. 400 00:25:13,633 --> 00:25:15,795 He sold me all he had. 401 00:25:15,969 --> 00:25:18,563 Barstow? Gilroy? Nope. 402 00:25:18,738 --> 00:25:21,730 The only man I seen today was a government man. 403 00:25:23,143 --> 00:25:24,804 Did you say "government man"? 404 00:25:24,978 --> 00:25:27,811 Yeah, I think he said his name was Mr. Midas. 405 00:25:27,981 --> 00:25:31,042 He was driving some kind of a rolling claims office. 406 00:25:31,217 --> 00:25:32,912 You should have seen the handful of nuggets 407 00:25:33,086 --> 00:25:34,850 he took out right here where I'm digging. 408 00:25:35,021 --> 00:25:36,716 We sure was lucky he came by. 409 00:25:36,890 --> 00:25:40,690 He sold us the whole side of the hill before the word got out. 410 00:25:41,895 --> 00:25:45,354 - Yeah, well, thanks. - You bet. 411 00:25:53,540 --> 00:25:56,635 Next time you lay a pick in my claim, Luke Boley, I won't miss! 412 00:25:56,810 --> 00:25:58,801 [GUNSHOT] 413 00:26:00,580 --> 00:26:04,847 [GUNFIRE] 414 00:26:14,394 --> 00:26:16,385 [CHUCKLING] 415 00:26:19,866 --> 00:26:21,163 What's so funny? 416 00:26:22,202 --> 00:26:23,897 Oh, just you, cowboy. 417 00:26:24,070 --> 00:26:28,234 That little old Gilroy's got you strung up like a fresh-plucked chicken. 418 00:26:28,408 --> 00:26:31,105 How's it feel being a day late and a dollar short? 419 00:26:32,846 --> 00:26:34,780 Just about makes us even, doesn't it? 420 00:26:35,215 --> 00:26:37,775 Ooh, not quite. 421 00:26:38,485 --> 00:26:41,250 I've been sweet-talked all the way from St. Louis to Wichita, 422 00:26:41,421 --> 00:26:43,014 and I can still laugh about it. 423 00:26:45,091 --> 00:26:46,456 Of course you've only had a sample 424 00:26:46,626 --> 00:26:49,789 of what it's been like trying to catch a greased pig. 425 00:26:49,963 --> 00:26:50,987 [SIGHS] 426 00:26:51,164 --> 00:26:52,689 I've been trying for two years. 427 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:57,503 I'm sorry, lady, I'm plum out of sympathy right now. 428 00:26:58,037 --> 00:27:00,438 Nobody asked for any. 429 00:27:00,974 --> 00:27:03,443 Tsk, and quit calling me a lady. 430 00:27:03,910 --> 00:27:05,275 [CHUCKLES] 431 00:27:05,445 --> 00:27:08,107 You can bet on one thing for sure. 432 00:27:08,281 --> 00:27:12,980 I been places and I seen things and I got me a real education doing it. 433 00:27:14,521 --> 00:27:18,754 Yeah, somehow I figured that out all by myself. 434 00:27:19,425 --> 00:27:20,984 Got anything else on your mind? 435 00:27:24,030 --> 00:27:27,000 Just so you understand something, 436 00:27:27,534 --> 00:27:30,401 that skunk promised me everything but the moon tied 437 00:27:30,570 --> 00:27:33,733 with pure Texas rainbows if I'd run off with him. 438 00:27:33,907 --> 00:27:39,243 Heh, fancy clothes, money, jewelry with real gold in it. 439 00:27:39,812 --> 00:27:43,214 Well, maybe I made a mistake. 440 00:27:44,017 --> 00:27:46,418 But when you're walking barefoot behind your daddy's plow 441 00:27:46,586 --> 00:27:48,452 wearing a home-stitched muslin dress, 442 00:27:48,621 --> 00:27:52,216 them words could sound like the end of the rainbow. 443 00:27:53,626 --> 00:27:57,688 Now, I got me a reason for revenge. 444 00:27:59,199 --> 00:28:01,293 Yeah, I guess you have. 445 00:28:01,568 --> 00:28:05,368 I've chased a few rainbows myself, you know, heh? 446 00:28:09,242 --> 00:28:11,074 Careful, cowboy. 447 00:28:11,244 --> 00:28:14,646 Don't let anybody scrape through that wall you've got built around yourself. 448 00:28:14,814 --> 00:28:16,612 You might turn out to be human. 449 00:28:17,650 --> 00:28:19,084 I might at that. 450 00:28:19,252 --> 00:28:22,119 Heh, talk's cheap. 451 00:28:25,658 --> 00:28:28,320 Depends on who's buying. 452 00:28:28,828 --> 00:28:31,092 You know, I got a trail boss who's gonna 453 00:28:31,965 --> 00:28:35,731 be in the market as all when he finds out what happened to his herd. 454 00:28:35,902 --> 00:28:37,336 [SIGHS] 455 00:28:37,503 --> 00:28:39,631 - Come on. Let's go. - Go? 456 00:28:39,806 --> 00:28:41,069 That's right. 457 00:28:41,241 --> 00:28:42,504 Look, we just got here. 458 00:28:42,675 --> 00:28:45,110 In case, you've forgotten, we've been riding all day. 459 00:28:45,278 --> 00:28:47,645 That's right and we're gonna ride all night too. 460 00:28:47,814 --> 00:28:48,940 You know, for a minute there, 461 00:28:49,115 --> 00:28:52,483 I thought my first impression of you might've been wrong. 462 00:28:52,652 --> 00:28:56,282 Crystal, the only impression I can afford to be even worried about 463 00:28:56,456 --> 00:28:59,448 is the one your friend Gilroy put on our ownership papers. 464 00:28:59,626 --> 00:29:01,617 - I'll help you with your saddle. - No, thanks, heh. 465 00:29:01,794 --> 00:29:03,762 If there's one thing I learned being a farm girl, 466 00:29:03,930 --> 00:29:05,830 it was how to saddle my own horse. 467 00:29:05,999 --> 00:29:09,936 That way, I got no one to blame when I fall off. 468 00:29:18,344 --> 00:29:20,335 [PEOPLE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 469 00:29:32,058 --> 00:29:35,858 Now, we ain't gonna stand on any formality here, heh. 470 00:29:36,029 --> 00:29:38,828 Here's the new jail put up for you taxpayers. 471 00:29:43,369 --> 00:29:45,599 Hey, mister, what's going on around here? 472 00:29:45,772 --> 00:29:48,298 Why, we just got ourselves a sheriff and they're swearing him in. 473 00:29:48,474 --> 00:29:51,171 Big day for this town. First sheriff we ever had. 474 00:29:55,982 --> 00:29:57,347 He looks familiar. 475 00:29:57,517 --> 00:30:00,350 Oh, I reckon he ought to. That's Black Dan Gilroy. 476 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,683 GILROY: Community, I intend to uphold the law and-- 477 00:30:03,856 --> 00:30:06,348 Black Dan Gilroy? 478 00:30:06,526 --> 00:30:09,723 Why, he's the most famous lawman this side of the Pecos. 479 00:30:09,896 --> 00:30:13,924 Do you know that this town had to vote a year's salary in advance 480 00:30:14,100 --> 00:30:15,124 just to get him? 481 00:30:15,301 --> 00:30:16,666 No kidding. 482 00:30:16,836 --> 00:30:18,600 GILROY: I recall some of the more colorful incidents-- 483 00:30:18,771 --> 00:30:22,537 Reckon we're gonna have a lot of peace and quiet here from now on. 484 00:30:23,176 --> 00:30:25,873 Yeah, you can bet on that. 485 00:30:26,546 --> 00:30:31,450 Crystal, I think we ought to enter this town through that alley over there. 486 00:30:31,617 --> 00:30:33,312 GILROY: They pushed that log into the river. 487 00:30:33,486 --> 00:30:37,582 We had at it a cold steamer. It was terrible. 488 00:30:37,757 --> 00:30:40,226 Well, that ruined the best pair of trousers I ever had. 489 00:30:40,393 --> 00:30:42,555 [PEOPLE LAUGHING] 490 00:30:42,729 --> 00:30:46,097 Sheriff Gilroy, in keeping with the town's agreement, 491 00:30:46,265 --> 00:30:49,064 it affords me great pleasure here and now 492 00:30:49,235 --> 00:30:52,364 to present you with a whole year's salary in advance. 493 00:30:52,538 --> 00:30:54,472 Twelve hundred dollars. 494 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:56,631 [ALL CHATTERING] 495 00:30:57,877 --> 00:31:00,437 Now, if you're afraid to carry that kind of money around with you, 496 00:31:00,613 --> 00:31:03,082 we'd be only too happy to put it in the bank for you, heh. 497 00:31:03,249 --> 00:31:05,240 [CROWD LAUGHING AND CHATTERING] 498 00:31:07,186 --> 00:31:08,847 Thank you, Mr. Mayor. 499 00:31:09,021 --> 00:31:12,423 On behalf of law and order in Dry Lick, 500 00:31:13,025 --> 00:31:17,428 I humbly accept this vote of confidence. 501 00:31:17,597 --> 00:31:19,122 Thank you, citizens. Thank you. 502 00:31:19,298 --> 00:31:21,289 [PEOPLE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 503 00:31:27,039 --> 00:31:31,272 GILROY: Thank you very much, citizens. Thank you, all. Ha-ha. 504 00:31:36,983 --> 00:31:39,543 Afternoon, sheriff. 505 00:31:40,019 --> 00:31:41,578 Oh, uh, good afternoon. 506 00:31:41,754 --> 00:31:43,950 Mr. Yates, there's been some mistake. 507 00:31:44,123 --> 00:31:45,215 I can explain everything. 508 00:31:45,391 --> 00:31:47,951 I've never seen you when you couldn't, sweetie. 509 00:31:48,961 --> 00:31:51,828 Crystal, my dear, I was just on my way back to town to get you. 510 00:31:51,998 --> 00:31:53,864 There was an awful misunderstanding at the bank, 511 00:31:54,033 --> 00:31:56,502 and I had to make rather a hasty departure. 512 00:31:56,669 --> 00:32:00,572 Heh, like a bug on a pin, huh, cowboy? 513 00:32:00,740 --> 00:32:02,139 Yeah, well, the show's over, Gilroy. 514 00:32:02,308 --> 00:32:04,208 We got a trial we got to get to. 515 00:32:05,878 --> 00:32:09,678 Now, look here, um, I'm sheriff of this town. 516 00:32:09,849 --> 00:32:13,080 You can't arrest the sheriff. They'd give you 20 years. 517 00:32:13,252 --> 00:32:16,278 Would that be before or after your funeral? 518 00:32:17,123 --> 00:32:19,114 I see what you mean. 519 00:32:19,859 --> 00:32:22,829 Well, I'll just make my little, uh, goodbyes. 520 00:32:22,995 --> 00:32:24,019 [COCKS GUN] 521 00:32:24,197 --> 00:32:25,858 Now, Gilroy. 522 00:32:26,032 --> 00:32:27,522 Now. 523 00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:29,794 MAYOR: Heh, now, take it easy, folks. 524 00:32:29,969 --> 00:32:32,734 We don't wanna scratch it now. Take your time, heh. 525 00:32:32,905 --> 00:32:35,840 Oh, come in, Mr. Mayor. Uh, come in. 526 00:32:36,008 --> 00:32:37,908 Got a little surprise for you, sheriff. 527 00:32:38,077 --> 00:32:40,171 Me and the boys got you a new desk for your office. 528 00:32:40,346 --> 00:32:41,575 Took it right out of the crate. 529 00:32:42,148 --> 00:32:43,638 Well, that's exactly what I need. 530 00:32:43,816 --> 00:32:45,284 You just bring it right on in. 531 00:32:45,451 --> 00:32:47,044 As a matter of fact, everybody come on in. 532 00:32:47,220 --> 00:32:49,689 We're having open house. 533 00:32:49,856 --> 00:32:51,255 [ALL CHATTERING] 534 00:32:56,329 --> 00:32:59,060 Well, don't just stand there. That's where we're gonna put it. 535 00:32:59,232 --> 00:33:01,894 - That's it. Move it into here. MAN 1: Right there. 536 00:33:02,068 --> 00:33:04,730 MAYOR: Oh, this is a good one. There we go. 537 00:33:04,904 --> 00:33:07,032 - That's perfect. - Unquestionably. 538 00:33:07,206 --> 00:33:10,176 MAN 2: Yeah. - I'm sorry to yell at you folks, heh. 539 00:33:10,343 --> 00:33:12,539 Tell me, you friends of the sheriff? 540 00:33:13,513 --> 00:33:15,106 Yeah, we've met. 541 00:33:16,015 --> 00:33:18,507 As a matter of fact, um, Mr. Mayor, 542 00:33:18,684 --> 00:33:22,643 folks, uh, this gives me the opportunity to demonstrate 543 00:33:22,822 --> 00:33:25,416 the kind of law and order you're going to have here in Dry Lick. 544 00:33:25,591 --> 00:33:27,855 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 545 00:33:28,027 --> 00:33:30,359 Well, good, good, heh. 546 00:33:30,530 --> 00:33:36,128 Now, I'm gonna give you till sundown to get out of town or else. 547 00:33:36,302 --> 00:33:38,600 Or else what, sheriff? 548 00:33:39,805 --> 00:33:41,534 Troublemakers, you know the type. 549 00:33:41,707 --> 00:33:43,300 Well, you heard the sheriff. 550 00:33:43,476 --> 00:33:44,500 - Yeah, get going. - Goon! 551 00:33:44,677 --> 00:33:46,509 MAN 3: Get out of here. MAN 4: Come on. 552 00:33:46,679 --> 00:33:48,670 [ALL CHATTERING] 553 00:34:03,296 --> 00:34:07,790 "Like a bug on a pin." I know, I said it. 554 00:34:07,967 --> 00:34:09,059 Well, what now? 555 00:34:09,235 --> 00:34:12,398 It'd take the Army of Virginia to get him out of there. 556 00:34:12,572 --> 00:34:15,007 [MEN HOOTING AND HOOFBEATS APPROACHING] 557 00:34:28,087 --> 00:34:34,288 Crystal, you know, I think we might just have found our army. 558 00:35:12,198 --> 00:35:13,962 Howdy, ma'am. 559 00:35:14,133 --> 00:35:15,623 You looking for someone in particular? 560 00:35:15,801 --> 00:35:17,200 - Heh. - Take off your hats, boys. 561 00:35:17,370 --> 00:35:18,633 Can't you see she's a lady? 562 00:35:18,804 --> 00:35:21,865 Now, ain't you boys the politest. 563 00:35:22,041 --> 00:35:26,035 Land sakes, if it ain't a pleasure to see real gentlemen in this town. 564 00:35:26,712 --> 00:35:29,409 Makes a lady feel real warm all over. 565 00:35:29,582 --> 00:35:32,176 Well, now, that's real interesting, heh. 566 00:35:32,351 --> 00:35:36,015 Why don't you come in and have a nice little ladylike drink with us, huh? 567 00:35:36,188 --> 00:35:40,682 Oh, I'd much admire that boys, truly I would, but I can't. 568 00:35:40,860 --> 00:35:42,885 He'd put me in his nasty old jail. 569 00:35:43,062 --> 00:35:46,362 - He don't allow no ladies at the bar. - Who's he? 570 00:35:46,532 --> 00:35:50,526 That new sheriff in town. Black Dan Gilroy. 571 00:35:50,703 --> 00:35:52,694 Why, surely you've heard of him. 572 00:35:52,872 --> 00:35:56,103 Most narrow-minded lawman this side of the Pecos. 573 00:35:56,275 --> 00:35:59,108 Ma'am, if we ain't heard about him, he sure will hear about us. 574 00:35:59,278 --> 00:36:00,370 [CHUCKLES] Yeah. 575 00:36:00,546 --> 00:36:02,275 Tsk, too bad. 576 00:36:02,448 --> 00:36:05,611 Sure would like to join you boys in a little fun too, heh. 577 00:36:08,220 --> 00:36:11,554 Of course, if, uh, somebody was brave enough 578 00:36:11,724 --> 00:36:14,193 to put that old sheriff in his place... 579 00:36:15,795 --> 00:36:17,263 You feel brave enough? 580 00:36:17,430 --> 00:36:19,057 Oh, I'm a real hero. 581 00:36:19,231 --> 00:36:22,201 I ain't took on a real tough gun slick since last week. 582 00:36:22,368 --> 00:36:23,927 [CHUCKLES] 583 00:36:24,103 --> 00:36:27,232 You just wait right here, little lady. 584 00:36:27,406 --> 00:36:31,775 Don't let that sheriff bother you none. We'll be right back. 585 00:36:31,944 --> 00:36:34,242 Jail house is right down the street. 586 00:36:34,413 --> 00:36:36,347 Thank you, ma’am. 587 00:36:45,925 --> 00:36:47,916 [GUNSHOTS] 588 00:36:54,767 --> 00:36:56,292 That's Jed Coley and his gang. 589 00:36:56,469 --> 00:36:58,597 I knew they'd get liquored up and star trouble. 590 00:36:58,771 --> 00:36:59,966 They're coming this way. 591 00:37:00,139 --> 00:37:02,233 [GUNSHOTS] 592 00:37:02,408 --> 00:37:04,399 Sheriff, you're gonna have to do something. 593 00:37:04,577 --> 00:37:06,170 Did somebody say they're coming this way? 594 00:37:06,345 --> 00:37:09,178 That's right, sheriff. It looks like they're gunning for somebody too. 595 00:37:09,348 --> 00:37:11,339 I think I'll go out the back way and surprise them. 596 00:37:11,517 --> 00:37:14,509 Sheriff, you walk right out there and show them what for. 597 00:37:14,687 --> 00:37:16,280 That'll be a good lesson for anybody else 598 00:37:16,455 --> 00:37:18,787 who tries to take over this town. Now, you come right along. 599 00:37:18,958 --> 00:37:21,086 - Come on. - We'll be riding behind you. 600 00:37:21,260 --> 00:37:23,126 JED: Hey, sheriff! 601 00:37:23,295 --> 00:37:27,323 We got a complaint about the law in this town. 602 00:37:27,867 --> 00:37:29,733 You hear me? 603 00:37:30,102 --> 00:37:33,003 - Your hand. - Now, you go right out there, sheriff. 604 00:37:36,709 --> 00:37:37,870 [CHUCKLES] 605 00:37:38,477 --> 00:37:40,741 Uh, wouldn't you gentlemen like to come on in 606 00:37:40,913 --> 00:37:43,541 and, uh, discuss this like gentlemen? 607 00:37:43,716 --> 00:37:46,344 I'm sure we can reach a reasonable understanding. 608 00:37:46,519 --> 00:37:48,783 We ain't looking for an understanding. 609 00:37:48,954 --> 00:37:51,787 We hear you're a real big man with a gun. 610 00:37:51,957 --> 00:37:53,447 Well, you know how rumors get started. 611 00:37:53,626 --> 00:37:54,650 Let's not be hasty. 612 00:37:54,827 --> 00:37:57,853 The only thing he seems to be big at is talking, eh, boys? 613 00:37:58,030 --> 00:38:00,397 [ALL LAUGHING] 614 00:38:01,300 --> 00:38:03,132 What are you laughing at, lawman? 615 00:38:03,803 --> 00:38:05,703 Laughing? Who's laughing? I wasn't laughing. 616 00:38:05,871 --> 00:38:08,670 No, sir, I believe in reasonable, honest conversation 617 00:38:08,841 --> 00:38:10,741 to settle misunderstandings. 618 00:38:10,910 --> 00:38:14,972 Well, we believe in a little toe dancing with our conversation. 619 00:38:15,147 --> 00:38:17,582 So let's see you do some. 620 00:38:18,951 --> 00:38:20,578 [MEN LAUGHING] 621 00:38:21,453 --> 00:38:24,013 I've just remembered I didn't finish writing my will. 622 00:38:24,190 --> 00:38:26,386 We'll be your witnesses. 623 00:38:29,061 --> 00:38:30,085 [GUNS FIRING] 624 00:38:30,262 --> 00:38:32,594 Careful there, gentlemen. Those guns are loaded. 625 00:38:37,536 --> 00:38:39,527 [GUNS CONTINUE FIRING] 626 00:38:46,779 --> 00:38:49,009 You men ought to be ashamed of yourselves 627 00:38:49,181 --> 00:38:51,548 taking advantage of a man like that. 628 00:38:51,717 --> 00:38:54,778 Us taking advantage of Black Dan Gilroy? 629 00:38:54,954 --> 00:38:57,616 Why, we hear tell he eats grizzlies before breakfast. 630 00:38:58,457 --> 00:39:00,448 Yeah, well, that was before the accident. 631 00:39:03,696 --> 00:39:05,186 Accident? 632 00:39:05,898 --> 00:39:07,525 Yeah, some gunpowder went off in his face. 633 00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:10,601 - He's been blind ever since. - Blind? 634 00:39:10,769 --> 00:39:13,033 You talking about him? 635 00:39:13,205 --> 00:39:17,870 Yeah. Now, Dan, he isn't the type of a man who would admit a thing like that. 636 00:39:18,043 --> 00:39:19,340 He wouldn't back off from a fight 637 00:39:19,511 --> 00:39:22,572 even if he can't see more than two feet past his belt buckle. 638 00:39:22,748 --> 00:39:24,716 In fact, there's some people say 639 00:39:24,884 --> 00:39:27,854 Black Dan don't need to see trouble, he can smell it. 640 00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:29,249 Ain't that right, Black Dan? 641 00:39:29,421 --> 00:39:32,584 Well, that's right, sir, uh, wherever you are. 642 00:39:32,758 --> 00:39:34,658 Right here. 643 00:39:34,827 --> 00:39:37,990 Uh, see? He's too proud to admit he can't handle this job. 644 00:39:38,664 --> 00:39:40,223 You sure about that, mister? 645 00:39:40,399 --> 00:39:41,958 He didn't look blind to me. 646 00:39:44,637 --> 00:39:48,073 Yeah, well, it happened at the Pecos River massacre three years ago. 647 00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:49,935 Black Dan was holding off 50 Indians 648 00:39:50,109 --> 00:39:52,771 with a bowie knife and a keg of powder. 649 00:39:52,945 --> 00:39:54,913 Yeah? What happened? 650 00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:59,108 Oh, well, it was a bad fuse, and, uh, powder blew up in his face. 651 00:39:59,285 --> 00:40:01,845 Killed all 50 Indians though. 652 00:40:04,390 --> 00:40:07,553 Unh, uh, excuse me, ma'am. 653 00:40:11,764 --> 00:40:16,065 Uh, I was just on my way to take, uh, Dan over to Confidence Creek. 654 00:40:16,235 --> 00:40:18,363 There's a doctor over there who wants to look at him. 655 00:40:18,537 --> 00:40:21,029 That's if you gents are all through here. 656 00:40:23,008 --> 00:40:24,601 Oh, I'm... 657 00:40:24,910 --> 00:40:27,140 I'm sorry, Black Dan. 658 00:40:27,313 --> 00:40:29,782 You should've said something about it. 659 00:40:35,054 --> 00:40:38,149 You, uh, ready to go, Black Dan, 660 00:40:38,324 --> 00:40:40,691 or do you wanna see this thing through to the end? 661 00:40:40,859 --> 00:40:42,258 No. 662 00:40:42,428 --> 00:40:45,864 I mean, isn't there a local doctor we could see? 663 00:40:46,031 --> 00:40:50,195 Not like that one over in Confidence Creek, remember? 664 00:40:50,936 --> 00:40:54,702 Yes. Um, lead on, sir. I'm right with you. 665 00:41:11,623 --> 00:41:14,320 Black Dan Gilroy. 666 00:41:15,260 --> 00:41:17,194 Come on, Danny boy. 667 00:41:39,985 --> 00:41:43,785 And so, Your Honor, after concluding a legitimate business transaction 668 00:41:43,956 --> 00:41:48,689 with the real Mr. Favor, I found myself the innocent victim 669 00:41:48,861 --> 00:41:51,159 of this dangerous band of cattle rustlers. 670 00:41:51,330 --> 00:41:54,061 Cattle rustlers? Why, you bent-nosed, hat-faced... 671 00:41:57,236 --> 00:41:59,295 Just one more squawk out of you 672 00:41:59,471 --> 00:42:02,463 and I'm holding the whole bunch of you in contempt. 673 00:42:02,641 --> 00:42:05,338 Now, shut up and sit down. 674 00:42:08,447 --> 00:42:12,281 - Well, get on with it. - Well, Your Honor. 675 00:42:12,451 --> 00:42:14,613 I'd like to offer these documents as proof of sale. 676 00:42:14,787 --> 00:42:16,255 They're all signed and legal. 677 00:42:16,422 --> 00:42:19,585 - Power of attorney, Texas-- - I can read them. 678 00:42:21,927 --> 00:42:24,487 Power of attorney, I see that. 679 00:42:24,663 --> 00:42:28,657 Texas registration and identification. 680 00:42:28,834 --> 00:42:31,269 Yeah, they seem legal, all right. 681 00:42:31,437 --> 00:42:33,166 - Sheriff? SHERIFF: Yes, sir. 682 00:42:36,241 --> 00:42:38,505 Let the jury take a squint at these. 683 00:42:46,085 --> 00:42:49,020 Has the plaintiff anything more he wants to say? 684 00:42:49,188 --> 00:42:51,316 I believe that's sufficient, Your Honor. 685 00:42:51,490 --> 00:42:52,821 As a responsible businessman 686 00:42:52,991 --> 00:42:55,016 and respected citizen of this fair community, 687 00:42:55,194 --> 00:42:56,423 I'd like to remind the court-- 688 00:42:56,595 --> 00:42:58,222 Stop lathering up for a speech! 689 00:42:58,397 --> 00:43:00,866 I still got two hangings to settle this afternoon. 690 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:05,234 Uh, yes, sir. I believe that's all. Uh, thank you, sir. 691 00:43:10,809 --> 00:43:13,369 Now, which one of you says he's Favor? 692 00:43:14,012 --> 00:43:15,537 SHERIFF: Well, he ain't here, judge. 693 00:43:16,348 --> 00:43:18,476 And his ramrod has skipped bail. 694 00:43:19,818 --> 00:43:21,946 Oh, he has, has he? 695 00:43:22,121 --> 00:43:23,384 [SCOFFS] 696 00:43:24,289 --> 00:43:25,381 You hear that, boys? 697 00:43:25,557 --> 00:43:27,616 ALL: We sure did. 698 00:43:30,362 --> 00:43:32,228 Well, there's no need wasting any more time. 699 00:43:32,397 --> 00:43:34,331 We've heard all the evidence and... 700 00:43:37,402 --> 00:43:40,201 Unless you got something more to say. 701 00:43:41,006 --> 00:43:43,338 Yeah, I got something more to say. 702 00:43:43,509 --> 00:43:47,139 Well, all right. Just you watch your language. 703 00:43:49,348 --> 00:43:51,817 Well, I don't know where Rowdy is but just cause he isn't here 704 00:43:51,984 --> 00:43:53,816 don't mean he skipped out on anything. 705 00:43:53,986 --> 00:43:56,478 We brought that herd all the way from San Antonio 706 00:43:56,655 --> 00:43:57,850 and Rowdy's been our ramrod 707 00:43:58,023 --> 00:44:01,755 and Mr. Favor's been our trail boss every inch of the way. 708 00:44:01,927 --> 00:44:03,895 And you can just ask any one of these fellows. 709 00:44:04,062 --> 00:44:07,157 Your Honor, uh, perhaps we could bring in a couple of the cows 710 00:44:07,332 --> 00:44:08,731 and ask them. 711 00:44:08,901 --> 00:44:10,733 [CROWD LAUGHING] 712 00:44:12,371 --> 00:44:14,999 Order! I said, order! 713 00:44:16,074 --> 00:44:19,635 Now, this here is a court of law, not a barn social. 714 00:44:20,078 --> 00:44:21,273 Is that all you got to say? 715 00:44:21,446 --> 00:44:24,939 What I got to say isn't fit for a court of law. 716 00:44:25,117 --> 00:44:28,212 Well, you town folks think that you got some kind of a special privilege 717 00:44:28,387 --> 00:44:30,116 to step on us drovers. 718 00:44:30,289 --> 00:44:32,621 We've been swindled and short-changed 719 00:44:32,791 --> 00:44:36,056 and fast-talked in every town from here to San Antonio. 720 00:44:36,228 --> 00:44:37,992 Well, I don't know very much about the law, 721 00:44:38,163 --> 00:44:40,257 but I do know that that's our herd 722 00:44:40,432 --> 00:44:43,424 and we got a thousand miles of saddle blisters 723 00:44:43,602 --> 00:44:45,036 and sore backs to prove it. 724 00:44:45,204 --> 00:44:46,933 [CROWD LAUGHING] 725 00:45:05,190 --> 00:45:07,420 Elwood Gilroy. 726 00:45:07,593 --> 00:45:09,755 Well, I should've known. 727 00:45:11,296 --> 00:45:15,062 This may be, um, rather difficult to explain, Your Honor. 728 00:45:15,234 --> 00:45:18,067 Try and make it simple, Gilroy. 729 00:45:19,938 --> 00:45:22,498 Well, sir, it all started several days ago 730 00:45:22,674 --> 00:45:26,008 when I, uh, accidentally became ensnared in a bear trap. 731 00:45:26,178 --> 00:45:29,808 You see, my horse had, uh, broken his leg in a gopher hole. 732 00:45:29,982 --> 00:45:33,247 I was, uh, traveling as usual with my lovely companion, 733 00:45:33,418 --> 00:45:35,250 Miss Crystal Simpson, 734 00:45:35,420 --> 00:45:37,752 known internationally for her belly dance, 735 00:45:37,923 --> 00:45:39,482 as you may remember, Your Honor. 736 00:45:48,634 --> 00:45:50,432 Well, cowboy. 737 00:45:50,602 --> 00:45:53,367 Tell them hello for me when you get to Denver. 738 00:45:55,207 --> 00:45:59,576 Uh, Crystal, I might be able to do just a little better than that. 739 00:45:59,745 --> 00:46:03,477 You see, I got this friend of mine who, uh, owns a restaurant in Denver. 740 00:46:03,649 --> 00:46:06,277 He's been looking for a girl to work with him there. 741 00:46:06,451 --> 00:46:08,977 Maybe even take over the place. 742 00:46:09,788 --> 00:46:13,349 It wouldn't pay too much, but it would be getting started. 743 00:46:18,664 --> 00:46:20,928 You get to Denver often? 744 00:46:21,099 --> 00:46:22,692 Yeah, often enough. 745 00:46:23,435 --> 00:46:25,403 Must be a nice place. 746 00:46:25,570 --> 00:46:28,335 Maybe almost as nice as San Francisco. 747 00:46:29,441 --> 00:46:31,375 Depends on what you're looking for. 748 00:46:32,210 --> 00:46:33,371 [CHUCKLES] 749 00:46:34,146 --> 00:46:36,171 No, thanks. 750 00:46:36,348 --> 00:46:39,318 I never was much good at keeping track of other people's money. 751 00:46:39,484 --> 00:46:42,647 Pa always used to say I had quick fingers and a slow conscience. 752 00:46:43,422 --> 00:46:45,652 I guess I'll just stick around here. 753 00:46:45,824 --> 00:46:48,452 Uh, there's a saloon down the street. 754 00:46:48,627 --> 00:46:51,858 I reckon I can still dance to please most. 755 00:46:53,231 --> 00:46:56,257 That, uh, revenge I was talking about, 756 00:46:56,435 --> 00:46:59,029 it don't feel as good as I thought it would. 757 00:46:59,204 --> 00:47:04,643 Heh, besides, somebody's got to see that he gets his meals on time, huh? 758 00:47:06,445 --> 00:47:09,005 Yeah, I guess, heh. 759 00:47:27,733 --> 00:47:29,633 Rowdy? 760 00:47:34,206 --> 00:47:36,197 Wishbone? 761 00:47:40,545 --> 00:47:42,377 Quince? 762 00:47:43,982 --> 00:47:45,143 [SIGHS] 763 00:47:51,590 --> 00:47:52,751 [SIGHS] 764 00:47:54,459 --> 00:47:56,450 [COUGHING] 765 00:48:02,801 --> 00:48:04,291 [HOOFBEATS APPROACHING] 766 00:48:10,609 --> 00:48:13,237 Oh. Howdy, Mr. Favor. 767 00:48:13,412 --> 00:48:15,847 You gentlemen been out for a ride? 768 00:48:16,014 --> 00:48:18,745 Oh, well, we had to go for some supplies. 769 00:48:19,418 --> 00:48:22,444 Where at? In St. Louis? 770 00:48:22,621 --> 00:48:24,521 [HOOFBEATS APPROACHING] 771 00:48:32,964 --> 00:48:33,988 [ROWDY PANTING] 772 00:48:34,166 --> 00:48:35,793 - Hello, sir. - Hi. 773 00:48:35,967 --> 00:48:38,026 Get the beeves delivered all right? 774 00:48:38,703 --> 00:48:40,933 Oh, yeah, all delivered. 775 00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:43,039 Great, I... 776 00:48:43,208 --> 00:48:44,937 You've been here long? 777 00:48:45,544 --> 00:48:47,535 Just got back. 778 00:48:48,780 --> 00:48:50,509 Me and the herd was just sitting around 779 00:48:50,682 --> 00:48:53,208 sort of hoping we might have some company. 780 00:48:53,919 --> 00:48:55,478 Well, I've been out scouting trail. 781 00:48:55,654 --> 00:48:56,883 Looks really good. 782 00:48:57,055 --> 00:48:58,318 That's nice. 783 00:48:58,490 --> 00:49:01,357 You think maybe it's good enough to show to the herd? 784 00:49:02,093 --> 00:49:03,822 Yeah, heh. Uh, ahem. 785 00:49:03,995 --> 00:49:05,793 You heard him, men. Move them out. 786 00:49:11,670 --> 00:49:13,365 Well... 787 00:49:13,905 --> 00:49:16,966 Anything special happen while I was gone, by any chance? 788 00:49:17,142 --> 00:49:18,701 Happen? 789 00:49:19,578 --> 00:49:21,637 No. Nothing happened with me. Pretty clear. 790 00:49:21,813 --> 00:49:23,508 Anything happening with you, Wish? 791 00:49:23,682 --> 00:49:27,448 No, uh, everything has been quiet as prayer time. 792 00:49:29,387 --> 00:49:31,185 Well, I guess I better hitch them up, ahem. 793 00:49:31,356 --> 00:49:32,721 FAVOR: Wish? 794 00:49:35,694 --> 00:49:38,061 Wash out that coffee pot before it rusts. 795 00:49:38,230 --> 00:49:40,756 That stuff tastes like you made it three days ago. 796 00:49:41,733 --> 00:49:43,064 [GRUNTS] 797 00:49:57,883 --> 00:50:00,147 Head them up! 798 00:50:00,318 --> 00:50:01,444 Move them out! 799 00:50:01,620 --> 00:50:02,985 [MEN YELLING INDISTINCTLY]